by F. Galvin
The cub – young, hot, naïve but difficult to train
The cub ranges in age from 18-24. The cub is full of energy, still has no worries and is only concerned with getting wasted, getting a 35k job and hanging with the girls. Typically guys are hot topics of conversations but put guys on the backburner when they feel like when they feel like hanging with the girls. Do not be fooled they are clingy as shit when they are bored and text you until there thumbnails cracks.
Cubs travel in packs. They are usually the most wasted group of people at the bar who are loud, outrageous, annoying but are also the best looking groups in the bar. If your out with a group of friends, cubs are usually the preferred group for that precise reason.
How to pick up a cub? Well its a lot like picking up a cougar but cheaper. Instead of buying her a grey goose martini, if you buy her a cherry bomb at 2am your good. Give her compliments just like cougar. Cubs are use to college guys who are dicks. What do you do? Give her the compliments, then fire in a cheap shot jab. Tell her she has sexy eyes but then make fun of her sleeveless nurtleneck. This is the way you seem sweet and sexy but also funny and edgy. Best of both worlds, a really nice guy who is funny is better than another total dick.
Then show the cub the difference of her being with you than a college kid. Buy her a couple of beers. Hear me a COUPLE. Don’t overdue it, do not be a chump. If you go too far a cub will take advantage of you. Yes, she is young and naïve, but she is also broke so she will take full advantage of your wallet. Before you buy her one miller lite draft make sure she has some interest in you. Make her laugh a couple of times. Touch her waist and shoulder to see how she reacts. Also, if she grabs your arm you are in. Really, this goes for all breeds but is the most common in cubs. Hear me, if she grabs or rubs your upper arm or thigh you are in.
Where to find cubs? Any bar with a special, in the city or outside the city. You will get a better quality of cubs in the city but the ones frequenting the rat holes outside the city are usually easier. From Labor Day until early May, any major city or college town is packed with cubs, most of which are tired of college guys and want someone more mature. (Even though your not, your just smarter.) From Memorial Day to Labor Day shore or beach is pulsating with cubs. This could be trickier though, they are on vacation and usually want to land the hottest guy possible. Counterpoint, if you land one, you are probably getting laid because they could care less, they are on vacation.
Relationships… This could be annoying. As I mentioned above once you get into a relationship with a cub they could get clingy. They really are not as busy as a tiger or cougar so in their spare time they may bother the shit out of you. Also, hanging out with her younger guys friends may drive you to homicide. If you are forced to go to a party with her, drink heavily because in between some douche taking shit on how much more he can drink than you and watching how annoying and sloppy her friends are, you may want to poke your eyes out. The perk to dating a cub is the sex. They are usually always DTF. Also, they are easy to please. You usually don’t have to take them anywhere nice and when you do, it is “the nicest thing any guy has every done for them.”
Cougars, tigers, and cubs all have their perks and downers. It is up to you what you want to deal with. I prefer the challenge of the cubs but really nothing beats a cougar story. Sorry tigers, I don’t want a demanding girl someone else already decided they didn’t want. I’m out.