Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris

norristBy: Billy BeerSlugger

I was having a conversation with someone at the bar on Friday night about who would win in hand to hand (or foot) combat, Mr. T or Chuck Norris?

It’s one of those amazing questions that you cannot readily answer given that both men are immortal.

Here are some well known facts about Norris and Mr. T.

  • Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.
  • Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.
  • Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

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One Reply to “Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris”

  1. Snap, snap, snap…

    Impressive blog you have goin’ here beerslugger. I’m surprised to find that your English is so refined.

    I’m here in Seoul, South Korea teachin’ English and bangin’ slopes… Need an international contributor?

    I’ve got lots of free time and as you know I’m quite loquacious.

    Drop me a line… Let me know how you are.

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