By: Billy Beerslugger
You’re Vs. Your:
Your: Your is a second person possessive adjective. Used in a sentence, “It’s not cheating cause’ it’s your dog”.
You’re: You’re is the contraction made from You and Are. It’s easy enough to understand. Used in a sentence, “You’re a complete whore.” Notice you can also say “You are a complete whore.”.
Their vs They’re vs There:
Their: Is third person possessive adjective. “Of or relating to them or themselves especially as possessors, agents, or objects of an action.” Used in a sentence, ” Bob and Jim are great drinking buddies. I really enjoy their company. ”
They’re: They’re is the contraction between They and Are. It’s easy enough to understand. “Anna has great tit’s. They’re amazing.”
There: Is an Adverb and deals with a place whether concrete or abstract. Used in a sentence(s) “Your penis is not going in there. My ass is exit only.”.
For your own edification please learn the proper use of these words. Their pretty important. I know you crazy kids and you’re crazy text messages throw grammar out the window, but if your writing an email or blog post make sure your cognizant of which one of these homophone’s your supposed to use.
Actually, you are really not supposed to use contractions at all when you are writing. Something I picked up in the horrible world of law school.