Is it just me or does anyone else wants to bang the progressive.com chick. She’s so pasty white and it’s even more contrasted by the lipstick. Caked up eye make up straight out of the 60’s. Reminds you of a girl that you used to sit behind in 3rd grade and used to pull her hair, but all growns up. She seems kind of unstable like if she didn’t take her med’s she’d snap at any second.
Her name in the commercials is Flo which makes her all that more appealing because I’ve never banged a girl named Flo. Flo is a hard name to come by though there is a waitress by the name of Flo (which I ask for by name) at the local Denny’s we frequesnt after the bars close.
Still I can’t figure out why i want to bang this chick so bad. She’s really bubbly and happy and I hate that. I just want to bend her over that checkout stand and grudge fuck her.
Is that weird? I wonder if I could get the Geico Gecko involved in this somehow. Oh I gotta go I just found my masturbation scenario for today.