By: Billy BeerSlugger
I’m doing my morning reading and came across two completely and utterly obvious articles on The Huffington Post.
1) Adam Lambert is GAY: Wow, you needed to read a Rolling Stone article to point this out to you. I don’t watch the American Idol but I’m kinda sure I knew this dude was gay when I was flipping through the Channel’s one night. I’m not saying all dudes that wear eye makeup are homosexual, I’m just saying that you are at the very least Bi-Sexual or an Emo-rocker that was molested as a child.
I don’t know why these people don’t come out before and tell the American Idol audience they’re gay. There’s got to be a couple million gay people that would vote for him just for being gay. Of course then you have the 8 year old asking her Mom or Dad, “What’s Gay?”. I guess I see why they wait until after the show.
2) Apparently Chef Gordon Ramsey is an Asshole: You have got to be fucking kidding me. This guy, an asshole? I don’t think there’s been a nicer person out there since Mary Poppins. I mean this guy is the epitome of a well mannered even keeled guy.
Seriously, again, did I need to even read a headline to find out something as obvious as Gordon Ramsey is a dick? SHOCKER! It’s common knowledge at this point.
In the article it says he called some woman a pig and a lesbian at a Wine Tasting in Australia. Is this really that far off from what he does on his Cooking shows?
I’ve worked in restaurants and head chef’s can be a little rough on the kitchen and front of house staff but never have I seen an actual chef go off like this dude. Berating people, making fun of their appearance etc. I still do not understand why his shows are on the air or why people watch them. But that’s just me…