Women I am guessing have been faking Orgasms since the beginning of time or at least the beginning of the Male Ego. You may be reading this right now and saying, “No way my girlfriend/wife has faked an orgasm with me.” Well sir, you are not only wrong but you also have a communication gap in your relationship.
Anyway, this article is not about women faking orgasm’s, it’s about men faking orgasms. I think most women would agree that it’s pretty disappointing when, while having sex with their partner, the man reaches climax too early. As a men, one of our biggest fears is coming too soon. Nobody wants to be labeled a pre-mature ejaculator. It hurts the ego and your street cred. Girls do talk about this stuff and you would probably be the last to know if you hadn’t already gathered that she was less than enthused by your performance.
Getting to the point, there are various things men do to prolong their experience. One of the more glaring one’s is using a condom (which you should be doing anyway in about 99.9% of cases). Putting the love glove on definitely decreases sensitivity but is not an all encompassing solution. I’ve seen some over the counter gel desensitizers at CVS and Rite Aid, I guess that’s another way to get a longer bang out of your wang. Stuff is akin to Novacane for your penis while still allowing it to be erect.
Beerslugger.com endorses what we think is the most most effective way of lasting longer, which is just getting stinking drunk. It’s a fine line though. You don’t want to get so drunk that you can’t get it up. That’s categorically worse than being a premature ejaculator. You essentially want to be drunk enough to get it up and keep it up without having to worry about coming. Like I said it’s a fine line but once you gauge your alcohol tolerance you should know your limits.
It is at this point you can bang at will for as long as your stamina will allow and preferably until after she comes (plural) or at least fakes her orgasm. At some point though, you will either want to:
b) Pretend you came because you can’t come or are too tired
c) Just stop altogether because you can’t come or are too tired
Pretending to come would essentially be mimicking your own body movements and audible tendencies without an actual release. It makes no sense to just stop (without faking it) because the girl will obviously ask what is wrong, then probably in some way blame herself or you. Try to make that first time special by allowing her to assume everything at least went well on you’re end.
This is obviously a situation in which you just start seeing a girl and wish her to be impressed by your sexual prowess because you want to keep her around for more than one night. First impressions are important and first sexual encounters are just as important. Sometimes you may need to sacrifice some instant gratification (coming) for more long term success.
Of course if you’re not really interested in seeing the girl again you could probably get equally as drunk and come whenever you want but that’s not in the scope of this article.