By: Billy BeerSlugger
I’m not trying to pick on Rihanna, I know she just got her face busted by Nick Cannon or whatever that rapper dude’s name is, but did you ever notice the eerie similarity of her and Prince. Just about the only things that distinguish them from one another are breasts and a very faint mustache. Same haircut, same light colored skin, same body type and build. You would think they were at least brother and sister.
Now yea I guess I would bang Rihanna, if only to say “I banged Rihanna“. But now I made this connection to Prince, I don’t know if I could go through with it. I could be balls deep in Rihanna and probably the only thing I would be able to think about is Prince wearing those pants with the ass cut out so you could see his butt cheeks. Kinda giving myself the heeby jeebies just thinking about it.
Just in case you wanted to know, there are possibly some racy photos of the Rihanna circulating on the web. Allegedly these photos were leaked by the same practical jokester that beat her ass a couple weeks back. Whether the pics are real or not remains to be seen.