By: Billy BeerSlugger
This past Sunday a horde of people got together for the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride which was supposed to spotlight bikers being able to share the road with drivers (bikers rights) or something to that effect.
Now I cannot believe I missed this, not that I could really participate without a bike but I am a proud oggler of naked women in all shapes, sizes and ages. Not that most of these people were naked, most wore underwear, bathing suits and or body paint but still I’m all for a cause that has women take their clothes off. Do you know those ads for PETA that have celebrities and models take their clothes off for fur abuse, I’m now a proud member of PETA just because of that? Well not really but now I know what PETA is and this was before the Mike Vick thing. And the same is now true for the Philly Naked Bike Ride, I’m all for biker rights and stuff like that, provided they don’t slow me down whilst driving.
There’s really nothing that can help your cause like naked people. If I was organizing a benefit or cause or wanted to attract attention to atrocities committed by something/body, the first thing I would do is get girls naked. Dude’s, not so much but chicks definitely.