Structure – Defunct Men’s Clothing Store

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It’s still somewhat cold, I’m wearing long sleeve shirts but there’s no need for a full on jacket so I broke out the Marty McFly poofy vest (circa 1999 from Structure).  It’s got down feathers in there so you know it’s good, kind of like walking around in a cloud.

Anyway, my friend and I were talking over a couple of adult beverages about how much we liked Structure in the 90’s (and how ridiculous I looked in a 1990’s poofy vest).  Then suddenly, in the great year of our lord 2000,  Structure was merged with Express, a woman’s clothing store, under the brand Express Men’s.

So now essentially when you buy something from Express Men’s, you’re technically buying men’s clothing from a woman’s store.  Like if Victoria’s Secret sold men’s underwear under the brand Victoria Secret Mens.  Would you do that?

After some  investigative work I found the Structure brand was sold to Sears sometime after the merger.  I wouldn’t buy any article of clothing from Sears. When I think of Sears I think of ratchet sets and shit like that.

So Structure’s former Parent Company, Limited Brands, is pretty major.  They did about 9.7 billion dollars in revenue last year.  And at one point or another owned pretty much every store in the mall. Limited, Limited Too, Bath & Body Works, Structure, Victoria’s Secret, Lane Bryant, The White Barn Candle Company, Express, Lerner New York & Abercrombie & Fitch.

I’m leading a team of investors to rescue the Structure Brand from Sears and return it to it’s 1990’s dominance of male teenage prepsters.  The offer now stands at a block of sharp cheddar cheese, a stray cat, a case of Schlitz beer, a broken lava lamp, a $20 gift certificate to the Olive Garden and 10 shares of Citigroup (C), from our 301k, valued at the time of this article at $17.90. We need your help to sweeten the pot!

note: When I say “investigative work” I mainly mean Wikipedia.  And also feel free to write the article on Structure in Wikipedia because there is none. Please note in this article that the Beerslugger Group Ltd. is trying to acquire the Structure brand from the evil Sears Corporation.

80’s Flashback – Hall & Oates

So usually I’m doing 90’s Tuesdays and 80’s Thursdays but I got drunk last night and I didn’t get to it.

So here we are with the 80’s Flashback a day late: Hall & Oates, “Out of Touch”. Sons of Philadelphia, Hall & Oates had many hits including “Rich Girl”, “Kiss on My List”, “Private Eyes”, “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)”, “Maneater”.

They are on Philadelphia’s little known walk of fame on South Broad St. between Locust and Spruce along with other Philadelphia acts like Will Smith and DJ. Jazzy Jeff (I’m not making this up). I only know that this walk of fame is there because I used to live behind the Wilma Theater. Most people just walk over it not even knowing it’s there.

History of the Hoagie

A Wawa Hoagie
A Wawa Hoagie

The Hoagie is a Philadelphia tradition since the late 19th century.  During a drunken trip to Wawa last weekend a friend and I pondered the origin of the word “Hoagie”.  Not a Sub or Hero or Grinder or Torpedo. The Hoagie.

There is some debate about the origin of the word and we will layout, after extensive research, what these arguments are.

From Wikipedia:

“The term hoagie originated in the Philadelphia area. Domenic Vitiello, professor of Urban Studies at the University of Pennsylvania asserts that Italians working at the World War I shipyard in Philadelphia, known as Hog Island where emergency shipping was produced for the war effort, introduced the sandwich, by putting various meats, cheeses, and lettuce between two slices of bread. This became known as the “Hog Island” sandwich; hence, the “hoagie”.[7]

The Philadelphia Almanac and Citizen’s Manual offers a different explanation, that the sandwich was created by early twentieth century street vendors called “hokey-pokey men”, who sold antipasto salad, along with meats and cookies. When Gilbert and Sullivan’s operetta H.M.S. Pinafore opened in Philadelphia in 1879, bakeries produced a long loaf called the pinafore. Entrepreneurial “hokey-pokey men” sliced the loaf in half, stuffed it with antipasto salad, and sold the world’s first “hoagie”.[8]

Another explanation is that the word “hoagie” arose in the late 19th-early 20th century, among the Italian community in South Philadelphia, when “on the hoke” was a slang used to describe a destitute person. Deli owners would give away scraps of cheeses and meats in an Italian bread-roll known as a “hokie”, but the Italian immigrants pronounced it “hoagie.”[9] By 1955, restaurants throughout the area were using the term “hoagie”, with many selling hoagies and subs or hoagies and pizza. Listings in Pittsburgh show hoagies arriving in 1961 and becoming widespread in that city by 1966.

Other less likely explanations involve “Hogan” (a nickname for Irish workers at the Hogg Island shipyard), a reference to the pork or “hog” meat used in hoagies, “honky sandwich” (using a racial slur for white people seen eating them) or “hooky sandwich” (derived from “hookie” for truant kids seen eating them).[3] Shortly after WWI, there were numerous varieties of the term in use throughout Philadelphia. By the 1940s, the spellings “hoagie” and, to a lesser extent, “hoagy” had come to dominate lesser user variations like “hoogie” and “hoggie”.[10] By 1955, restaurants throughout the area were using the term “hoagie”, with many selling hoagies and subs or hoagies and pizza. Listing in Pittsburgh show hoagies arriving in 1961 and becoming widespread in that city by 1966.[10]

Former Philadelphia mayor (now Pennsylvania governor) Ed Rendell declared the hoagie the “Official Sandwich of Philadelphia”[11]. However, there are claims that the hoagie was actually a product of nearby Chester, Pennsylvania.”

So there it is in case you were wondering.

Hedy Lamarr – Inventor / Beautiful Betty

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr

Hedy Lamarr is a veteran of such films as Tortilla Flat, Algiers, Boom Town, White Cargo, Ziegfeld Girl and Cecil B. DeMille’s Samson and Delilah. She has a star on Hollywood’s Walk of fame. She got naked in the 1933 film “Ecstasy” which I’d love to see or at least fast forward through until she got naked.

While Hedy may be most famous for her acting career the was also very much a scientist.  In 1941 she and composer George Antheil submitted the idea of a Secret Communication System for patent which was awarded in 1942. This early version of frequency hopping used a piano roll to change between 88 frequencies and was intended to make radio-guided torpedoes harder for enemies to detect or jam.

Lamarr’s and Antheil’s frequency-hopping idea serves as a basis for modern spread-spectrum communication technology, such as COFDM used in WiFi network connections and CDMA used in some cordless and wireless telephones. (Wikipedia)

How can you not completely fall in love with this chick.  Hot as shit and does experiments, basically invents WIFI.  Plus she had 6 husbands which is right up my alley considering how great at relationships I am.

I’m raising my Victory Prima Pilsner in appreciation of this brainy broad.

90’s Flashback – Arrested Development, “Tennessee”

This song/group from the 90’s reminds me of how uplifting rap was in the early 90’s. Intelligent lyrics with a positive message, Arrested Development won the Grammy for Best New Artist in 1992.

My favorite part of the video is in the beginning when the one guy shed’s a single tear, like he knew that rap was going to the toilet a year later when Gangsta Rap became mainstream and rap lost it’s message.

Here’s a link to another great song from Arrested Development, Everyday People

One Laptop Per Child

The OLPC Laptop
The OLPC Laptop

Ok, so I’ve been reading a little a bout this initiative One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) which apparently wants to send laptops to every kid in the world.  Now don’t mistake this article for me not wanting kids in other countries to get free laptops, that’s not what this is about. What it is about is where the fuck are these kids going to plug these laptops in.  I mean isn’t Sally Struthers on TV asking for money to feed these kids and provide clean water?  And this Organization wants to send them Laptops?  Wouldn’t the $200 for the laptop be better spent on that countries school system or something a little more beneficial?  What are the kids going to do for the internet, sit outside of the Nigerian Starbucks and steal the signal?

Am I just going a little overboard on how little I think these 3rd world countries are underdeveloped and impoverished?

I’m not even sure we could give every kid at poverty level in America one of these laptops.  And why the fuck aren’t we focusing on just America when we are falling behind so many other industialized countries in Math and Science?

Again, I’m not against giving kids laptops, I’m really not. But if you’re trying to foster and encourage education across the world pay more teachers and make smaller class sizes and all that jazz.  You give a kid a laptop without supervision and they’ll just end up playing solitare and going on Facebook, trust me, I have a laptop.

Note: I really didn’t go into the details of this cause, I’m sure it’s noble.  I just think of those commercials with flies buzzing around little malnourished kids with rags for clothes and saying, “I don’t think they can eat a laptop.”

With TV over the Internet and Netflix, Who Needs Cable?

Cable is expensive.  I have regular cable in my room and a box downstairs with all the HD channels and goodies.  I maybe get about 50 channels upstairs with about 4 of those being Spanish Language.  Very rarely do I watch TV if it’s not sports related.  If you haven’t gathered my opinion of reality TV yet I’ll just say I don’t watch it and leave it at that.

Id do, however, watch shows like Lost, 24, 30 Rock, It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia etc.  I don’t usually watch these shows during their original air time, I catch them on the internet at my leisure at places like Hulu.com and network sites like NBC.com, ABC.com and Fox.com.  Mostly Hulu though.

Anyway, I have always been a fan of Netflix . I watched the first 3 seasons of 24,the first 3 seasons of the Sopranos and the entire series of “The Wire” on DVD’s gotten in the mail from Netflix.  Great service.  Recently, I noticed that Netflix was offering streaming content so I checked it out.  There’s a butt load of Movies, Tv Shows and Documentary’s on there “On Demand” and it’s free.  So you get to watch these titles over the internet and the rest in the mail.  You’re allowed to watch up to 8 hours of streaming content per day.  And there’s no additional charge, it’s part of your Netflix subscription.

So between Netflix, Hulu and the TV Network Sites there’s enough crap to watch right there that I would never really need cable.  But then there’s the sports.  I would be missing the Phillies, Flyers and Sixers games.  Though I could purchase an online subscription for MLB, NBA and NHL.

All in all I watch more content over the internet than I do on regular TV and I have a feeling a lot of other people are too.  I use an S-Video cord from my laptop to my TV and voila, it’s an internet TV.

Suck on that cable companies. Suck it hard.

Victory Donnybrook Stout

dbslabel_smI had an absolute great time drinking this yesterday.  Had maybe 10 of them plus two or three car bombs using this as a Guinness substitute.  I’m a Stout guy, I love dark beers.  This is one of the better Stout’s I’ve ever had.

The bar I was at did not have Guiness.  They told me the story why they did not carry it but I was way too wasted to remember that conversation and I’m sure I just gave an obligatory nod after the bartender was done talking.  I’m guessing that it had something to do with money though.

From the Victory Website:

The most refreshing dark beer you could ever imagine this side of Dublin! Low alcohol and roasted barley keep it clean and flavorful. The subtle earthiness of European hops harmonize with the roasted barley to offer a whiff of peat. Served with the classic nitrogen pour, Donnybrook delivers an impressive head and silken body of a classic stout.

COMPOSITION:

Hops: European whole flower
Malts: imported German 2 row malts and roasted barley
ABV: 3.7%

Beer Week Officially Upon Us

I had about 7 or 8 beers last night.  Started out with a Amstel Light, went to the bar and had 4 or 5 Yards ESP, then had two Vanilla Java Porters (interesting).

With that being said I didn’t feel great this morning when I woke up for work.  Probably not taking in the festivites tonight but will be out in full force for “The Largest Beer Festival in The United States” tomorrow.

See me in the Streets!!!

I’m sure I will be profiling a whole shitload of beers in the next couple of days.  Stay tuned!

80’s Flashback

“Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. (American Psycho)”.

I remember this as one of my favorite 80’s video’s on MTV back when they still had videos on MTV and not just reality (and I use that word loosely) TV and completely scripted dating shows where parents and the kid dating their daughter/son talk shit to each other while watching their son/daughter/boyfriend/girlfriend go on a series of dates with the point of being to get the datee’s to spout out as many sexual innuendo’s as possible.  But that’s neither here nor there.

I really like the puppets in the video, essentially caricatures of the band and various political figures.  Plus the song rocks.

The video quality could be a little better on youtube but you get what you pay for right.

“But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio Land of Confusion, a great, great song, a personal favorite.”