I was just wondering who the fuck gets tandem bathtubs on a beach? How does this happen and for what reason. Obviously there’s not running water on the beach or at least not hot water. Which is essentially the reason for a tub, taking a hot bath. So what the fuck s going on here? It seems like it would take a hell of a lot of effort to lug two claw foot tubs to the beach just to lounge around in without hot water. Even if you pour hot water into the tub after you get them to the beach (which you then have to matriculate the hot water down there), how long does the water stay hot? Not very long.
The logistics of this endeavor are just hard to justify the end result of having a romantic bath on the beach with your lady friend for all of 10 minutes. And if you’re all about being together in water why don’t you just get in the FUCKING OCEAN?
And then there’s the whole thing of why are there two tubs? Why not just one tub that two people can fit into? I think if I were with a lady friend ,on the beach in a tub, I would want to be in the same tub as her. You know putting on whatever cheesy moves I could to get her bathing suit off or at least trying to get some good fingerblasting/clit massaging in.
But then again that’s just me and my perverted tub/beach fantasy.
Note: I just saw a tempurpedic bed commercial where a couple was outside in some sort of garden/park on a bed admiring the view. Is there an underground society of well groomed, good looking 30-40 something homless people that take baths at the beach and sleep on tempuredic mattresses outside in parks? Beerslugger.com will get to the bottom of this!