By: Billy BeerSlugger
I’ve been a fan of the female breast all my life. From the time I was an infant to this very second, there has not been a day gone by that I have not thought about the abundant beauty that a woman’s opulent chubbies can bring.
It is in men’s DNA to find these womanly chest appendages appealing in nature. Large breasts are supposed to note a higher fertility rate and thus a reason why we men (as animals) are so attracted to them even subconsciously.
Now I’m all for art and it should be taught in schools and all that and I’m all for a womans right to do what they will with their bodies whether it’s abortion or prostitution. However, do we really need to deface one of the greatest parts of the female body with a tattoo?
I’m not really anti-tattoo even though I myself probably will never get one but can’t women just stick to the tramp-stamp on the back or the shoulder tattoo? I really don’t care where the tattoo is as long as it’s not on your breast.
The tattoo may seem like a great idea at the time but breasts do tend to sag as you get older. That rose you got on your left breast may turn into a really really long-stem rose by the time you’re 40, and no one wants to see that.
I’m walking down Chestnut St. today getting lunch and I see a early to mid 30’s lady wearing business attire walking toward me and I’m checking her out then as I get closer she’s got the Eve paw print tattoo on both breasts and I am immediately turned off. Just another example of perfectly good breasts being ruined by a naive 20 something trying to piss off her dad or trying to show some individuality. Congratulations, you’ve succeeded in your efforts to look like a skank.
So this is my public service announcement for breast tattoo’s, just don’t do it.
*NICE*…more likely than not, you don’t deserve her, she chooses to adorn her body and you insult her like a little boy. With as offensive, vile and disgusting a word as “skank” none the less. Grow some balls, use big, intelligent words and keep your putrid, disgusting, retching concepts of women to yourself. Could you kiss your own mother or sister with that mouth, with THAT perception of women? They must be *SO* proud…
P.S. Don’t like it, don’t look, it’s as simple as that. At the *VERY* least you won’t come across as some dickless, vomit-inducing twat with the psychosexual inferiority complex capable of reducing Sigmund Freud to a weeping, disillusioned shell, barren of any human empathy and the cognitive skills required to even attempt to grasp the concept of how other people are not bound by that which he believes should be. Visit your local proctologist and have him remove the psuedo-substitute for the spine which you have managed to shove 6ft up your ass.
Okay not gonna lie… I have to agree with this guy. I’m all for tattoos and I have one myself, same with piercings.. But I do believe people seriously go overboard. The paw prints are done by EVERYONE. However I have seen ONE set of tattoos like the paw prints that looked great.. They weren’t paw prints though, they were diamonds… But other than that chick I think that some people go so overboard that they look trashy.
Also, this is not to say that people with sleeves and such are gross or trashy… I’ve seen many people covered in tattoos like sleeves that look great, it’s just you have to make sure you know what you’re doing when you get a tattoo, or you’re going to end up with a star, paw print, or some stupid words that mean nothing to you when you’re an adult.