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The Things We Leave Behind
By: Billy BeerSlugger
You know everyone goes through breakups in their life, some are more amicable than others. Sometimes you end up getting back together with that person but more often than not you broke up for a reason.
You may have went through the stage in the breakup where you are either asking for or returning stuff that your former significant other had possession of; Clothes, furniture etc. What often gets overlooked is the more raunchy of items you may have left behind, more specifically for the guy: Condoms.
There’s nothing really worse than leaving a fresh box of condoms at your ex’s place pre-breakup. With everything that is going on between you two at the time it’s easy to forget about those little guys in the drawer of the nightstand next to her bed. When you do get around to remembering about them there’s usually a standard response…. “FUCK”.
I gotta say I’ve been subjected to this situation a couple of times in my travels and it never puts a smile on your face knowing you just paid $18 for the family pack of prophylactics just to make it convenient for the rebound guy to bang your ex.
Plus it’s not like you can ask for those condoms back. I mean you can but you’re probably not getting them back and if you do there’s definitely going to be less condoms in the box then you left there even if it’s just her fucking with your head. The best move is to pretend they don’t exist and quietly be pissed off about it.
What’s worse is if you get back with the girl (even if only for a brief period) and end up going to bed with her, those rubbers, the ones you bought are gone or severely depleted. The good news is that the last guy may have left a couple for you to return the favor.
These are some things to think about after you’ve just went through a breakup or are just starting to see this new girl who magically has condoms by her bedside. Someone buys the condoms and i’d say 98% of the time it’s not the girl.
Shakira seems fun!
By: Billy BeerSlugger
I’m not too sure what Shakira has been doing since her song where she shakes her ass a lot in the video back in like 2001 but her newest song (and apparently video which I was unaware they still made) “She Wolf” takes that sexy Shakira concept and turns up the volume up 1 notch past the maximum.
I’m not sure how exactly feel about the song itself but Shakira dancing around whilst scantily clad in a cage is pretty nice. What I found pretty amazing was the full on crotch shot she gives away 50 seconds into the video. Beyonce wears the same kind of clothes but usually manages not to just gratuitously throw in crotch shots like free samples of the Crystal Light at the supermarket.
Listen, I’m not complaining or anything, I think most if not all hot girls should voluntarily flash some beav while wearing coochie cutters. Kind of makes me miss the days when videos were the predominant force on MTV and there was a reason to like a song not just for it’s music for the visual experience too.
Not sure how long this video will remain active but here’s another link just in case it goes down.