Comments on: The 5 Worst College Social Scenes in the Philadelphia area: #4 http://beerslugger.com/the-5-worst-college-social-scenes-in-the-philadelphia-area-4/ We've got issues... Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:24:51 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 By: Black Squirrel http://beerslugger.com/the-5-worst-college-social-scenes-in-the-philadelphia-area-4/comment-page-1/#comment-274 Black Squirrel Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:29:35 +0000 http://beerslugger.com/?p=729#comment-274 Hey, Tucker Max, you are too funny. I love the story where you shit yourself. You are my hero, Tucker Max. But seriously, I went to Haverford, and you are totally right. During the day most of us just studied, worked hard, and then went to boring law school or boring medical school, or got really boring jobs where we had to use our stupid minds. Plus, the chicks were so ugly! Whenever I was having sex with a girl after a night of boring partying, I would always think to myself, "Man! This would be really fucking fun if she could just lose 10 pounds and cake on that makeup." I remember one time, during some forgettable group sex we were having to celebrate the completion of a semester, I turned to the moderately beautiful girl that was giving me a handjob and could only think about how much more fun I would be having if she had worn a ton of lipstick and high heels that night. There's nothing worse than a girl who could be hot if she would just fill up her tits with silicon and then act much dumber than me so that I feel like a man around her. There are a few noticeable spelling and grammar issues on your site. You are a bad writer and it is noticeable immediately. If you are interested in publishing your writing and having people enjoy it, then clean up your mess before you get it on us. You suck, assturd. Hey, Tucker Max, you are too funny. I love the story where you shit yourself. You are my hero, Tucker Max.

But seriously, I went to Haverford, and you are totally right. During the day most of us just studied, worked hard, and then went to boring law school or boring medical school, or got really boring jobs where we had to use our stupid minds. Plus, the chicks were so ugly! Whenever I was having sex with a girl after a night of boring partying, I would always think to myself,

“Man! This would be really fucking fun if she could just lose 10 pounds and cake on that makeup.”

I remember one time, during some forgettable group sex we were having to celebrate the completion of a semester, I turned to the moderately beautiful girl that was giving me a handjob and could only think about how much more fun I would be having if she had worn a ton of lipstick and high heels that night.

There’s nothing worse than a girl who could be hot if she would just fill up her tits with silicon and then act much dumber than me so that I feel like a man around her.

There are a few noticeable spelling and grammar issues on your site. You are a bad writer and it is noticeable immediately. If you are interested in publishing your writing and having people enjoy it, then clean up your mess before you get it on us.

You suck, assturd.

]]> By: Jared Penven http://beerslugger.com/the-5-worst-college-social-scenes-in-the-philadelphia-area-4/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Jared Penven Tue, 12 May 2009 16:16:56 +0000 http://beerslugger.com/?p=729#comment-52 Hey Galvin... I just love your column and even more Cabrini College - home of the Cavaliers. Every year I can't figure out why Cabrini is not ranked as the #1 party school in the country. I mean I heard one time they fed a dog beer at a party there! Craaaazzzzyyy! And another time they snuck a six pack into the library and studied...not kidding at all. Alright, right now you probably think that I am some huge fibber because no school could seriously be that crazy or fun but Cabrini is. Seriously, Cabrini College "Do something extraordinary" like play flip cup with Malibu. Hey Galvin…

I just love your column and even more Cabrini College – home of the Cavaliers. Every year I can’t figure out why Cabrini is not ranked as the #1 party school in the country. I mean I heard one time they fed a dog beer at a party there! Craaaazzzzyyy! And another time they snuck a six pack into the library and studied…not kidding at all. Alright, right now you probably think that I am some huge fibber because no school could seriously be that crazy or fun but Cabrini is. Seriously, Cabrini College “Do something extraordinary” like play flip cup with Malibu.

]]> By: Karla http://beerslugger.com/the-5-worst-college-social-scenes-in-the-philadelphia-area-4/comment-page-1/#comment-48 Karla Mon, 11 May 2009 05:56:08 +0000 http://beerslugger.com/?p=729#comment-48 Well said Em! Anyway, I need to point something out about your post, Mr. Galvin. I think the fact that you have very fundamental spelling errors in your post disqualifies you from ridiculing the academic vigor of others. Yea I sound intellectual as hell and I can write a MEAN 12pager but I can also crush your soul at any drinking game you put in front me. The fact that I didn't go to Princeton says absolutely nothing about my academic drive. And mind you, Penn's grading curve makes it incredibly easy for Haverford students to absolutely OWN Penn classes. I'm not even that mad at you, Galvin, because at least HC isn't #1. Yea, I'll give you that a lot of people are awkward, but they do know how to have fun. I can only speak for myself but I'm fly as hell and knew a lot of people throughout my 4 years who were the shiiit. Oh, and if beerslugger's "babe of the month" is any indication of what you were looking for while on campus - no wonder you didn't find it! Ew. There are DEF cute girls at Haverford. You're 2 for 2 on the bad fortune: Not knowing any Haverford alums and not seeing the hotties. ps. Why don't you hit up the Mayor of Las Vegas, or the White House assistant social secretary, or Chase Utley's (among many others') agent and ask them how awesome Haverford is. Well said Em! Anyway, I need to point something out about your post, Mr. Galvin. I think the fact that you have very fundamental spelling errors in your post disqualifies you from ridiculing the academic vigor of others. Yea I sound intellectual as hell and I can write a MEAN 12pager but I can also crush your soul at any drinking game you put in front me. The fact that I didn’t go to Princeton says absolutely nothing about my academic drive. And mind you, Penn’s grading curve makes it incredibly easy for Haverford students to absolutely OWN Penn classes. I’m not even that mad at you, Galvin, because at least HC isn’t #1. Yea, I’ll give you that a lot of people are awkward, but they do know how to have fun. I can only speak for myself but I’m fly as hell and knew a lot of people throughout my 4 years who were the shiiit.
Oh, and if beerslugger’s “babe of the month” is any indication of what you were looking for while on campus – no wonder you didn’t find it! Ew. There are DEF cute girls at Haverford. You’re 2 for 2 on the bad fortune: Not knowing any Haverford alums and not seeing the hotties.

ps. Why don’t you hit up the Mayor of Las Vegas, or the White House assistant social secretary, or Chase Utley’s (among many others’) agent and ask them how awesome Haverford is.

]]> By: Emily Alspector http://beerslugger.com/the-5-worst-college-social-scenes-in-the-philadelphia-area-4/comment-page-1/#comment-47 Emily Alspector Mon, 11 May 2009 03:45:58 +0000 http://beerslugger.com/?p=729#comment-47 hey guy, im not sure if this site it paying your bills, but maybe try visiting a school at NIGHT in order to fairly judge its NIGHTLIFE. i went to haverford and i can say honestly that it doesn't have a great social scene, people can be awkward and may not necessarily be superficially and obviously attractive like at most big schools, but there is a charm to haverford that is unmatchable because the people there have good souls. they go on to change the world and help make others' lives better. and the reason we don't have "evidence" of a good nightlife is because we are adults and clean up after our shit. Who goes there? the people who don't give a damn about an Ivy name attached to their diploma. the people who will probably fix this economic crisis and not mirror the assholes that caused it. the people who you would be damn lucky to have on your side. if you ever are lucky enough to meet haverford alums, i hope they have no idea you wrote this garbage for your own sake, because we are loyal to our school. It taught us how to be a community, how to respect and abide by rules, and how to make informed decisions. you could probably learn a thing or two from haverford. hey guy, im not sure if this site it paying your bills, but maybe try visiting a school at NIGHT in order to fairly judge its NIGHTLIFE. i went to haverford and i can say honestly that it doesn’t have a great social scene, people can be awkward and may not necessarily be superficially and obviously attractive like at most big schools, but there is a charm to haverford that is unmatchable because the people there have good souls. they go on to change the world and help make others’ lives better. and the reason we don’t have “evidence” of a good nightlife is because we are adults and clean up after our shit. Who goes there? the people who don’t give a damn about an Ivy name attached to their diploma. the people who will probably fix this economic crisis and not mirror the assholes that caused it. the people who you would be damn lucky to have on your side. if you ever are lucky enough to meet haverford alums, i hope they have no idea you wrote this garbage for your own sake, because we are loyal to our school. It taught us how to be a community, how to respect and abide by rules, and how to make informed decisions. you could probably learn a thing or two from haverford.

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