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		<title>Kermit the Frog Arrested on Domestic Abuse Charges</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arrested]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Domestic Abuse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police were called to the Los Angeles home of Kermit the Frog early Friday morning to investigate a domestic dispute between his on and off again girlfriend Miss Piggy.  Kermit the Frog allegedly struck Miss Piggy several times in the face leaving several bruises and a black eye.
To the right is a police photo obtained [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-70" title="miss-piggy" src="http://beerslugger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/miss-piggy.jpg" alt="miss-piggy" width="304" height="252" />Police were called to the Los Angeles home of Kermit the Frog early Friday morning to investigate a domestic dispute between his on and off again girlfriend Miss Piggy.  Kermit the Frog allegedly struck Miss Piggy several times in the face leaving several bruises and a black eye.</p>
<p>To the right is a police photo obtained by TMZ.com early this afternoon.</p>
<p>Friends of Kermit have been increasingly alarmed at his behavior lately.  An unnamed source saying Kermit has recently been abusing cocaine and alcohol on a regular basis leading to a very irascible temperament.</p>
<p>Sources say the argument started innocently enough over the toilet seat being up and Kermit&#8217;s socks lying beside the hamper and not in it.  It is believed that this along with Miss Piggy&#8217;s incessant nagging and annoying voice (as well as the substance abuse) led to Kermit acting out in violence.</p>
<p>When Muppet character Beaker was asked to comment on the situation he was quoted to say, &#8220;Meep Meep Meep Meep!&#8221;</p>
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